Delirium's Doggie

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:43:06 GMT

[voice post]

Del or somebody I KNOW, would be on the other side NOT ignoring me. *grrr* There's something's fishy around here and it's not a Denmark cat!

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:43:13 GMT

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Quickie Tips for Dealing with Carousel Menagerie Gone BAD:

Number One - Fiberglass; sledgehammer to a leg will slow it down.

Number Two - Got wood? Use fire and torch the head, blinding it.

Number Three - Brass rings grant free rides or wishes with good menagerie. On these baddies...like crosses are to vampires? Err, skip this tip.

Number Four - Use One or Two for buying yourself time to RUN LIKE HELL and HIDE!

Number Five - Skip Three or sign your own Death Warrant.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:47:05 GMT

[voice post]

The Butter Battle is over. Cheer up. I mean, life's too short, even in this place.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:10:11 GMT

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Once upon a time, in who-knows-where-the-hell-we-all-are, there's a public library with hungry dog inside. Yes, dear sweet readers who-know-they-can't-eat-all-that-Halloween-candy-by-themselves, it's a hint *tummy rumbles* a BIG one!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:17:21 GMT

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Mister Ranger, sir! I'm really happy for you and Jellystone, but the City's got the best smarter than the average bear of all time!

Come on guys, lighten up. He's dishing out wisecracks not raiding your kitchens.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:07:03 GMT

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Don't want to play musical chairs? Well then, don't sit at the table. Find a comfortable spot on the ground and a Marsupial Family member will come, serving up all the tea and cakes you want.

Before leaving, give your server a nice tip. Mine was "Don't play leapfrog with a rhinoceros".

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:58:45 GMT

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Yesterday was a good-bad day. Good, for all the free food a dog could eat! Bad, because water-turned-beer got into the coffeemaker and three bottles of white vinegar later aren't doing squat. Ianto's realllyyy not going to like this.

How's your head treating you, Kay?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:33:42 GMT

[Up on the Library's rooftop, howling at the moon. Cursed? Nah, he's just joining in with the City dogs' sing-along.]

Text Posting

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:43:52 GMT

All your base are belong to us!!

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:16:26 GMT

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Opening a thrift store? Got a fetish? Know any cobbling elves looking to help some poor old guy out? Barefoot? Hate breaking in new shoes? Are your missing comfortable favorites still missing?

Come on down to the Library and get a pair or two or more for FREE! You heard it right, F-R-Double E!!

All were found hidden all over the Library by yours truly. Don't ask me-not-a-Prince why they didn't poof away at midnight.

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:44:09 GMT

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Hmph. Human faculties aren't doggie friendly at all!

Give my tail for a docile stretch of park land right about now. Hell, I'd even settle for AstroTurf poofing into the lobby.

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:23:00 GMT

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Yestercurseday wasn't too bad for something kind of violent. I mean, nobody got taken to the emergency ward and that's a big positive right there.

Next time though, guys, lets try for ball chasing. It's lots more fun for everybody and less bruising all around. Mmkay?

Office PA

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:18:28 GMT

*static hiss followed by fumbling*

Is this thing on? *tap-tap* Test, test, testtinnng onetwothreeeee.... Hullo everybody and good morn-ing! Just a friendly reminder: Eddie's making his rounds, please not to be blocking the aisles - thank YOU!

*fumbling again then cut to music*

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:44:12 GMT

[Privacy Filter: ON]
Next time you see Abel, could you pass along the dog said "It's ok, really." or something nice like that?

I don't want him beating himself up over something that wasn't his fault. You know, the interpreting was all up to me.

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:57:15 GMT

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No bugs on my end or head and zilch in between. So, I can lend a paw delivering supplies - anything that fits in lunch bag, I'll carry it to anybody at anytime anywhere

Just say the word and I'll make like Balto; Dog's Honor!

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:23:22 GMT

[voice post]

You want a singing animal sidekick, then set out some mousetraps.

Mon, 18 May 2009 16:20:04 GMT

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I swear, there's no flags in here. Nada, zip, zlech, ZERO!!

Fri, 15 May 2009 01:57:00 GMT

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Hmph. Lucky me, smack dab in the middle of a wannabe clowder.

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 03:51:35 GMT

[Privacy Filter: ON]
I'm in a jam and it's not the strawberry kind.

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:41:24 GMT

[Dog is dog-tired. He takes a power nap and revisits a wonderful dream]

(OOC - Pic from The Little Endless Storybook. That's Mervyn Pumpkinhead and Matthew with Barn. In the background are the homes of Abel (House of Secrets) and Cain (House of Mystery).

Need a break from nasty dreams? Hop in this one, kick-back and enjoy the sunshiny happy day.)

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:41:54 GMT

[voice post]

Uh...anybody see Giles around here somewhere?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:02:12 GMT

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How dry I am, how dry I am
Nobody knows how dry I am... Hooow dryyy I aaaaaam!

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:07:40 GMT

Del & Barn

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:36:55 GMT

[voice post]

Uh...can we revoke her library card, please?

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:48:13 GMT

[voice post]

Hey you! The one with the beautiful bag of Chinese take-out. "Dog" spelled backwards is "god".