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Nov. 11th, 2009

  • 7:18 PM
deldeath&barn
[voice post]

The Butter Battle is over. Cheer up. I mean, life's too short, even in this place.

Nov. 7th, 2009

  • 5:00 PM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

Once upon a time, in who-knows-where-the-hell-we-all-are, there's a public library with hungry dog inside. Yes, dear sweet readers who-know-they-can't-eat-all-that-Halloween-candy-by-themselves, it's a hint *tummy rumbles* a BIG one!

Oct. 11th, 2009

  • 5:06 PM
happybarn
[voice post]

Mister Ranger, sir! I'm really happy for you and Jellystone, but the City's got the best smarter than the average bear of all time!

Come on guys, lighten up. He's dishing out wisecracks not raiding your kitchens.

Oct. 6th, 2009

  • 9:50 PM
deldeath&barn
[voice post]

Don't want to play musical chairs? Well then, don't sit at the table. Find a comfortable spot on the ground and a Marsupial Family member will come, serving up all the tea and cakes you want.

Before leaving, give your server a nice tip. Mine was "Don't play leapfrog with a rhinoceros".

Sep. 20th, 2009

  • 2:48 PM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

Yesterday was a good-bad day. Good, for all the free food a dog could eat! Bad, because water-turned-beer got into the coffeemaker and three bottles of white vinegar later aren't doing squat. Ianto's realllyyy not going to like this.

How's your head treating you, Kay?

Sep. 5th, 2009

  • 2:30 PM
realbarn
[Up on the Library's rooftop, howling at the moon. Cursed? Nah, he's just joining in with the City dogs' sing-along.]

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  • Aug. 12th, 2009 at 1:38 PM

All your base are belong to us!!

Aug. 7th, 2009

  • 6:49 PM
worriedbarn
[voice post]

Opening a thrift store? Got a fetish? Know any cobbling elves looking to help some poor old guy out? Barefoot? Hate breaking in new shoes? Are your missing comfortable favorites still missing?

Come on down to the Library and get a pair or two or more for FREE! You heard it right, F-R-Double E!!

All were found hidden all over the Library by yours truly. Don't ask me-not-a-Prince why they didn't poof away at midnight.

Jul. 27th, 2009

  • 7:30 PM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

Hmph. Human faculties aren't doggie friendly at all!

Give my tail for a docile stretch of park land right about now. Hell, I'd even settle for AstroTurf poofing into the lobby.

Jul. 19th, 2009

  • 3:57 PM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

Yestercurseday wasn't too bad for something kind of violent. I mean, nobody got taken to the emergency ward and that's a big positive right there.

Next time though, guys, lets try for ball chasing. It's lots more fun for everybody and less bruising all around. Mmkay?

Office PA

  • Jul. 14th, 2009 at 11:03 PM

*static hiss followed by fumbling*

Is this thing on? *tap-tap* Test, test, testtinnng onetwothreeeee.... Hullo everybody and good morn-ing! Just a friendly reminder: Eddie's making his rounds, please not to be blocking the aisles - thank YOU!

*fumbling again then cut to music*


Jun. 17th, 2009

  • 9:27 PM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

No bugs on my end or head and zilch in between. So, I can lend a paw delivering supplies - anything that fits in lunch bag, I'll carry it to anybody at anytime anywhere

Just say the word and I'll make like Balto; Dog's Honor!

Jun. 9th, 2009

  • 9:20 AM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

You want a singing animal sidekick, then set out some mousetraps.

May. 18th, 2009

  • 9:06 AM
realbarn
[voice post]

I swear, there's no flags in here. Nada, zip, zlech, ZERO!!

May. 14th, 2009

  • 6:53 PM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[voice post]

Hmph. Lucky me, smack dab in the middle of a wannabe clowder.

Apr. 19th, 2009

  • 11:01 AM
Barnabas (From 'Brief Lives')
[Dog is dog-tired. He takes a power nap and revisits a wonderful dream]



(OOC - Pic from The Little Endless Storybook. That's Mervyn Pumpkinhead and Matthew with Barn. In the background are the homes of Abel (House of Secrets) and Cain (House of Mystery).

Need a break from nasty dreams? Hop in this one, kick-back and enjoy the sunshiny happy day.)

Apr. 17th, 2009

  • 9:38 PM
barnwindow
[voice post]

Uh...anybody see Giles around here somewhere?

Mar. 18th, 2009

  • 1:00 AM
realbarn
[voice post]

How dry I am, how dry I am
Nobody knows how dry I am... Hooow dryyy I aaaaaam!